Lies, Miss Fits and Midgets: A Dog and His Bone

"Miss Trudal,  Mrs. Dugal, Gas and Groogle, My stomach , and The Grunk
Farts and where abouts of forever. Come get me at last and take away this grouch. Dear God, Please Give me back my bone. I got to pick a home, a hiding place for my supper, " said the dog.
"Sweet peaches in June, where did you get that broom? No time for cleaning. Here give this to Jane, " Said Donnie, looking at his watch , as he ran out the door.
Hours later:
"Jane, Jane your so mean to dump all this dirt in big brother John's room. While he is away at college. He will be home soon," said Donnie.
" Laugh and smile, jokes on you. It's all in your room right after that first season pitch when you saddled me with your doom. I got my own things to do," said Jane to Donnie
"But mom will be home soon," said Donnie.
"So blame the dog," Said Jane.
" Poor little thing, He gets blamed for everything," Said Little Sarah who was only 9 years old.
"But what does God think about all this?" Said a voice from behind the door.
"Mom your home ,"screamed the kids.
"And just in time I suppose. Look what a mess, It's worse then before, from all the cover up lies you have told. Looks like it's time out for sure," said mom.
"Smile, smile , I like your style," Said the dog.
" And you shall have steak for your dinner," said mom as she reached down for his bowl.
"Pray and give thanks for God knows all, and he is a blessing to those who trust in him," said mom to the dog.  :)

By Bernice Bowling

Time

TIME

Snowy days and cloudless sunshine warm the hearts of man.
Dancing on the rivers edge, and skating along the ice,
A wonderland in both places.  Not knowing the existance of  time,

Smiles fade as the sun goes down.
The day has ended.
Slowly,  another day has been added.

Wishes of memories past for them to come back for yet another day.
Smile for today,  laugh for eternity,  and sing for tomorrow;
Squander none looking back. For it's all a waste.

Today is gone.
Tomorrow will come,
but time is now!  Enjoy it while you can.

BY: Bernice Bowling