Hot Dogs and Flap Jacks

Hot dogs and flapjacks 
this heat is getting bad 
no air and I'm Here burning up in torture 
Sweating wiping away like big old drops of rain 
I need another cold shower 

I need winter 
I need ice 
I need a picture of the water 
Hot dogs and flapjacks 
I am burning up in torture 

Who turned on the grill? 
Is that more heat I feel 
Man this sweat is unreal 
My clothes are next to nothing 
I need My A/C 

Hot dogs and flapjacks 
I'm burning up in torture 
My skin is wet 
I lay in sweat 
waiting up until morning 

That airman better hurry up 
I can wait until Monday morning 
Open the doors, turn on the fans 
Hot and humid and too many rooms 
Why did we build such big houses 

Hot dogs and flapjacks 
I need the air conditioner bad 
Tonight I'm sleeping out under the stars 
That house is way too stuffy 
Central air, Oh how I miss you. 

By Bernice Bowling